Thursday, January 22, 2009

Our Mutual Friend Has Passed Away

I've been recently made aware of the death of our mutual friend Common Sense. The wake, held in Minnesota, was not well attended because it turns out that a bus does not run well on gel.

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Minnesota now requires that all diesel run on a 2% biodeisel blend. This is a great idea except that it gets cold in Minnesota, and when it gets cold biodesil turns to GEL. Turns out, the engines on school buses wont run on gel, imagine that!

So because the buses wont run on gel when it gets cold in Minnesota several Minnesota school districts had to cancel classes. Can't start the buses, kids can't get to school if you can believe that. But, that's not actually the worst part. School nurses had to treat several children for hypothermia because they got stranded on buses who's heaters wouldn't run since the engines don't run on gel! Imagine that!

So the solution they have come up with in Minnesota is to let the buses idil. Yep, you know, run them 24/7 and use more of those evil fossil fuels that they are so bad for us that we should let our children become hypothermic and miss class.


The lawmakers in Minnesota think that this JEL is such a good idea, that they plan to eventually require all diesel sold in Minnesota to run on twnety percent blend! Yep, JENIOUS!!! With a friggin J!

Brandon

Please note that this blog will be shuttin down as I open up my new home to you all at www.ifiredwallstreet.com

New Blog

Well I'm very excited and I have some great news to share with you all. I'm about to start a totally new chapter in my life, and I really can't wait.

If any of you who fought the cancer beast and beaten it, or have a family member who has, you know the effects the disease and the treatments of the disease has on your body.

In my own case I went a healthy 165lbs down to 118lbs at my worst point. I also lost a lot of hair (which is ok since I keep it short anyway), my teeth and my finger nails and toe nails fell off too. Pretty sick to look at really.

I also ended up getting flesh eating bacteria in my hip and leg as a complication of a surgery I had this summer. That was actually the closest that I ever came to dying, I was in the ICU and the doctors told my family that I was being kept as comfortable as possible but they did not have much hope for me over the next 24 hours.

Well, as both of my older brothers can attest to, I'm nothing if not fiesty and I beat that off too. Ended up spending 93 days in the hospital, all of it in Isolation because I was a danger to the other patients.

I never had my empathy for people in prison before, but I think now I can feel a little bit of the madness that such isolation causes..it aint good!

Well, some good did come out of it because the concept for my new site started to work out in my head during that time. I also did a lot of research to figure out what I need to do in order to get back on the net, help you make money, and do it right!

I'm real excited about the new site because I think that so much good can come out of it. All you need to do is look around and you can see that Wall Street and Washingon care a heck of a lot more about their own power and money then they do about us. There are a lot of surgeons I found who would cut a hole through your stomach to get to your wallet, and the guys on Wall Street and in DC are even worse!

If you want to have a secure future, your pretty much on your own to reach out and grab it! And that is where my new site, http://www.ifiredwallstreet.com is going to come in.

I've been helping traders out since 1998, and that help is needed now more then it's ever been needed before!

I Fired Wall Street though is not going to be just about making money and securing our own futures. A big part of the reason I started it was to help others who need our help.

With that in mind my goal with I fired Wall Street is going to be to raiase $100,000 over the next 18 months for St. Jude's Children's Hospital and the Wounded Warriors Project. I will do that by offering huge discounts to those of you who donate money to either of those groups. For example, my normal hourly rate for coaching and mentoring is $500, but right now if you donate $100 to either of these charities and send me the confirmation I will work with you for only $200.

That $200 will go along ways though, because not only do I gaurantee that you will mkae your investment back with a ONE YEAR MONEY BACK PROMISE, but I also will be donating $50 from each client to which ever charity, St Jude's or Wounded Warriors, that you would like me to donate it too. So, you will invest $300 in your own future, helping yourself in ways that you probably can not even imagine right now, and fully ONE HALF of that money will go to the Wounded Warriors.

In addition to offering you opportunities to save money by helping those in need I will donate $10 out of every $100 from I Fired Wall Street's Net Profits each month. You really can't go wrong since your going to be helping yourself and your family out by learning how to pull profits out of the stock market week after week, and your going to be helping those less fortunate who desperatly need the help.

Brandon

PS. Visit the new blog at http://ifiredwallstreet.blogspot.com/ and check out the new site too, http://www.ifiredwallstreet.com The site itself is not fully fuctional yet, but you can get a basic idea of what's going to be going on.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

The Village Idiot

Is it just me or is it starting to seem like the only people who go to Washtingon are those who had the application to be village idiot turned down? I mean seriously could there be a group of bigger floggin idiots?

Brandon

PS. I'm getting one of those fancy pants website things put up here over the next couple days and it's actually been a rather entertaining process.